lindsaylovesbacon:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

FRICK STICK

"Black lesbian relationships pose little threat to “self-defined” Black men and women secure in their sexualities. But loving relationships among Black women do pose a tremendous threat to systems of intersecting oppressions. How dare these women love one another in a context that deems Black women as a collectivity so unlovable and devalued?"

Patricia Hill Collins (Black Feminist Thought: Black Women’s Love Relationships, 182)

(Source: daughterofzami)

fun fact:

bootykage:

nigga and nigger are the same word if you arent black

volanus:

katara:

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad like why is your hairline graduating before you

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